Sunday, April 26, 2009

loves

I FUCKING LOVE CLAN PMS :)

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

need to rush to sleep..

woah..i did alot of interesting stuff today..but how sad..i shall do a sloppy post and then go and SLEEP..haha envy me all of u who dun have the luxury of sleeping so early like me..
SD-slack
CHINESES-sleeping..seriously..
GP- eating secretly in class..Mr.Chan damn strict..the coconut so noob..kena caught twice for eating..
MATH LEC- today then i realised my math lec group is damn cool! got 1T29 and 1T11 lols..but then i wasnt paying attention to the lecture..something unusual just caught my eye and then i cannot concentrate liao..
BREAK..addicted to yong tau foo liao..SPAM.then later go up to sly's class..haha arm wrestle with stella and charmaine..omg then i realised how weak i was la..i took like 1min plus to beat charmaine..somemore she laughing...haha it's a good place to be at during breaks..
CHEM..wa no kick..top student for chem..26/30..
ECONS..presentation time was retarded..i am not gonna say anything or i will end up like sly..kena screwed for writing something wrong on his blog..
shit..aiya no time liao...i fast forward to hockey training ( i should have went for hockey trials ) i am so in love with that sport now...did drills first..basic passing and ball trapping all..then play match..haha had an assist and thomas scored..
overall it was tiring but a great load of fun..cant wait for next tuesday...

Monday, March 30, 2009

epic fail in dao-ing

HEY somehow i feel so happy today..maybe it's because i stopped dao-ing the girls in school liao..haha looks like the 2hrs i spent at the library wasnt wasted after all..So anyway i took bus 985 today..and apparently..i couldnt zip my pants( overly tapered ) so it felt abit awkward when i was standing infront of some nanyang jc girl..but wadever..when i reached sch..stoned around and talk to sji people..haha..kenneth tan tie my tie for me and john was like damn jealous coz my tie long..NEW FASHION STATEMENT..long tie cover over pants...lols..
ASSEMBLY..then geog tutorial..went through some random stuff and watched a population video, quite boring..then for mother tongue period..i was like SO TOTALLY into chinese..haha wrote an essay abt me tutoring some girl and then that gave me some sense of satisfaction..blah blah..juliana say my chinese damn suck..then i speak like some noob..zzz
BREAK..walao that hui ting go bully me..ask me carry the yong tau fu for her..but at least she paid for me..WOAh first time eating from that stall..freaking nice..i am so going to eat from there again tmr..haha i made a new fren today! erm..i think her name is angeline...i did the "hi, i'm mark" and shake hand wif her..lols..i find it damn cool la..its like a lost gesture..now everyone is like "yo, what's up!" and emo at one corner..so anyway..went up to class to slack..and continue with lessons..math tutorial and geog lec..nothing much other than mr ho doing his random sqeaky voice..damn funny la..2nd break..make hui ting buy choco cookie for me then ate wif tian bai and sly and this another new fren i made..darren ( bubbles with the octopus ) its a 1T11 joke..so with so much time remaining i went up to sly's class and talk cock..OMG then there's amos gf..stella who's like fucking vulgar...we started talking abt some guy and she was like " are u fucking serious?" and all the "fuck here fuck there" and the best part was she sounds natural saying it...i nid to make frens wif such girls..since my class is like.."pls mind ur language" when i say something..lols then there was this girl who walked into class..later to be known as charmaine.." erm..do i know u?" " u look like my fren.." "is ur name mark?" " weird i have this fren who is called mark and he looks just like u."
LOL...then i was like "shit..i thought u are someone else.." immediately..she " omg..is she pretty? " and give me the u better say yes face..so obviously i said yes la..dun wanna get whacked up but it was true anyway..sibyl pretty wad..
Left the class and went for PW...only me and andrew go library slack..then go up to change for PE..haiz thought we playing basketball..we ran 4*1.40min and 3*1.30min..woah..fun! lols..somehow i helped 2girls retrieve their volleyballs then i heckcare the guy..then melody was like."walao.."then did sets of pull-up..had a debrief and DISMISSED
now at home..this conversation took place abt 10min ago


Hui Ting! says:
freak uh u
can u not be so vulgar
u scold another vulgarity u pay be 100% interest for the money u owe me
ahahaha
!!!!!!!

darylies says:
no la
im nice to guys also
but just extra nice to girls

ALESIA says:
I saw Alyssa that day and she said you are damn vulgar. Tsk tsk.
Hi I'm Mark ( initiates a handshake) thats the j3 style says:
WTF?
she lied

gugan says:
eh what la
fuck you
think cool ah take pic wif short girls all

Shattered Heart.. EMO..My perspective is twisted... Am I alive? says:
i think monkey year for girls cannot make it la
Noobs
even the retainee better
ZZ

Sunday, March 29, 2009

I wish i could rewind everything..

today morning i got knocked down by a car while i was high speed cycling home from the market..for that split second where everything seemed to slow down (even though when both parties were travelling at 25km/hr and 45km/hr..) the idea of death grazed past my mind..haha i consider myself lucky since i had my bike take most of the impact for me..we only flew ( 30cm above the ground) across 2m..only had a few cuts and bruises BUT BUT..i sacrifaced my precious phone...it took a direct hit on the ground coz i fell "phone first" (consider it part of my body in that particular moment ) ccb...gone..my phone smashed..and the bloody driver was looking at his car for 2min before bothering to ask if i was alright..this experience was truly educational in some sense..if i could rewind it..i wish my phone wasnt there when i got banged down...call me psyco or anything..that feeling u get from such incidents are only for that short short while..and is considered damn valuable to me..not everyone has the chance to get knocked down back a car..LOL..but i feel real sad for edwin low..he did a 360 in the air after being hit and run by a taxi driver today..STAY STRONG FELLOW BIKERS...we endure and enjoy :)
For the rest of the day..i spent lamenting over my spoiled phone..and how my parents are gonna kill me when they find out...sadded boy...
"true frens stab u in the front"
" i still live in memory of yesterday's performance by parts to a circle.."
how i wish i could rewind everything...

BEN AND JERRY"S "LISTEN"


i shall summarize the important points..



1) the band was imba..Parts To A Circle is:Marcus on Guitar Deborah on Vocals Kelly on Keyboards Chuan on Bass..their acoustic is like AWESOME...they played songs like "kiss me", "Second chance", "Time after time" and many more..woah then plus the uber nice ice-cream i had there..it was seriously the most enjoyable weekend i had this month..
2) this part i seriously not lying..to all j1 cjcians out there..if u think that ur eye candy is damn hot or cute..wait till u see the j3s.. really...when chuan told me "eh tmr ah, got alot of hot girls. i'll see you then " i didnt actually care..coz i have been heck-caring most of the girls in cj..but when i reached there..it was a totally different story. kai told me got this (j4)..omg make me melt :)
3) the best part is...they all looking at me..dun laugh i not lying sia..coz of my tee shirt la..even lim chuan's mum say i cute!

4) i am felling emo now..because i forgot to do what lim chuan ask me to do..."go take pic wif that j3 who is working at ben and jerry's..." sian...can't wait for their next gig :) haha then can bring more frens since now they know they're good.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

so much for alfresco...

LATE!
Geog lessons were kinda okay...but we went through the past tutorials which meant that i wasted my time chionging a sloppy piece of summary which i thought we needed today -.-
But it was really funny when miss baptist couldnt control her laughter when mr tay was unleashing his anger on 1T03..sadded his pet class yet no one passed the geog test..
Break was REALLY REALLY boring..after eating i went to play tap tap with yuheng and gugan..then followed daryl and kenzo up to their class to take PE..SMARTNESS..they brought their bags down and forgot to bring their PE..so anyway i walked past keith's class..then he sent me this msg which i only saw after sch..
" wtf y u so free have break. cb i will beat u up "
lols..then Geog lecture..was stoning and talking cock to zq..borrowed chinese text book from keith before going up for class..then the teacher was like
" ni zhe me yong gong ? dai ke ben qu "lecture" du?" then i nodded my head :) the lesson past with not much to say..
MATHS LECTURE..omg damn joke..
" eh mark so how? "
" u want 5v5 or 1v1?
" 1v1 damn sian leh."
"then play team la..ask ur class play la"
"my class all noobs la..u know sometimes ah even when i damn pro also cannot win.
" wtf? walao u say until u so pro..u sec sch the best ah?
" erm...they give me name la..called DOTA-GOD"
question time...coz we all not listening then mr ho purposely choose darren...lols his class got immunity :)
" boy, what to do next?"
" buy bracer!" " no buy boots"
fuck..everyone laughing...zq supposed to play wif him yesterday night on garena..dunno what is the verdict yet..
LESSONS END..immediately chiong to the hangout place after class..1T20.
OMG..hardcore music blasted through the speakers and kc was practising to mosh at "misery signals" today..haha jokes...then they did the wall of death..i imagined myself dying if i went with them to mosh..coz even when u damn tired liao..u have to mosh ur way out..lols..
went canteen to eat...then all pang sei one by one until left me and keith listening to his albums of 2009..wtf..then he got volleyball so i went to the library to "study" !
sat with shen shin..melody and his other ig mate..should be jasmine or jessica..
" walao i dunno how to do maths"
" i teach you ! "
" Who passed the maths test?"
lols..i feel damn bastard now..later marcus and marcus came so i sat with kenzo gugan and kc..RETARDED..suddenly soggy appeared outside the library..lols..SJI (I)..we borrowed a hoddy from some t5 gal and did we all stand around him and walked into the lib slowly...and we didnt get caught coz we had an accomplice distracting the librarian ( returning her book )..somehow i walked into the computer place and saw kalyani..OH so this is drama club...lols she was researching on some prediction stuff..tea reading, palm reading, tarot cards and all..haha so i had her do palm reading on me..since she was complaining how slim and long my fingers were...lols..
alot of good points! the only bad part was
" u are selfish at love and may be cold." WTF?
OH anyway i found my fate line..so i should go ask her to read it again..
then i saw nicole..haha such a surprise since i rarely see her in sch...oh wait..then there's this dan girl who i rather call elle..who's like the head of publicity or something...kinda nice but she dun let me join drama..walao..i have the qualifications and talent la..LOL..self praise..sadded..."she tell me lawn bowls loser cca.." point to me and say "specimen A"

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

haha..it just keeps getting better everyday..


woke up at 4am, then 5.15, 5.35, 5.50 and then 6.40am..gg late and GP essay still not done...i dunno why it is so hard for me to finish my GP essay ; i wrote " the internet has changed our lives." in 1hr...gj..but dad saves the day..speeding me to the bukit timah bus stop...where i saw derede and then ying zhang on the bus. Chiong to sch and immediately started off with 3 matches..haha won all 3...yeah..actually quite tyco since jordan was kinda not awake yet.omg i got nothing to blog abt other than my tap tap adventures..haha


started off with maths tutorial and lecture...haha talk cock wif zq again...slacking buddy :) then break..DARYL!!! tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap...winning rate for today = 85.7% omg i feel damn bad..everyday draining away his batt then he cannot listen songs..Chinese...woah someone pon class sia...zai! quite boring was sleeping..today's chem lec was freaking funny...look at the pic for reference...i passed my degree in coconut tree drawing..and all the drawing jokes...and the new word i learnt today is " www.meatspin.com" wtf? it sounds damn wrong already...then there's eurotrip..wth..must be some sick shit that zq watches...FINALLY there's geog tut..the all famous Christoper Tay..haha..i failed my ca 12/40..and the other assignments are like hopeless as well..5/12 - 8/16 12/20..at least i dun have to redo..heng ah...OMG why did i take geog? to think i was a talented ellen woo student...got tao pok-ed at 1T21 before the final showdown with kc!


then i have my lawn bowls training...not really anything exciting other than the kpkb coach who's really nice after all...i kept dropping my ball when i back swing..then she was like

" have u eaten ur lunch today? "

" yes, but my hand damn small la"

she takes out her palm and fits it to mine..my fingers were like 1.5cm longer la...lols..

" so who has longer fingers? come on try again.."


i had a long 14min talk wif someone then back to some slack training plus gossip session wif daryl chew and his frens...


AFTER TRAINING, FAST FORWARD TO LOT 1...

ate pepper lunch wif jia lei and leonard..haha dig abt jia lei's eye candy..lols..then leonard bastard..

" aww..xiao ling doesnt visit me at the library and say HI! to me.." jokes...took a walk around the library just to be sure then left..went to the cck pub before going home for second round dinner...I FEEL FAT!..


anyways..SJI IS THE BEST...B div and C div CROSS COUNTRY NATIONAL CHAMPS...


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